April 2022 Favorites
Hey Babes!
It’s the first Monday of May which means that I will be spending my night talking shit about celebs who couldn’t bother to follow the Met Gala theme. But, it also means that April is officially over and we have entered into peek Taurus SZN! MY BIRTH MONTH!
Anyway, today I will be closing out the month of April with my favorites from the past 30 days!
Dunkin’ Iced Coffee
When it’s good, it’s great and when it’s bad it’s still less expensive than Starbucks. I like my coffee to taste like sugar with a hint of coffee. Personally, I usually order a large iced coffee with cream and extra caramel.
American Eagle Next Level Stretch Denim
Shopping for jeans is a form of torture. TORTURE. They’re either too tight, they gap in the back, they’re too long or they’re 99% cotton with no fucking stretch! Also, petition for brands to do half sizes, because everyone I know is like in between two sizes of jeans. Anyway, I found the Next Level Stretch line at American Eagle last month and I love how comfortable and cute they are! They fit like a dream.
Glossier Cloud Paint
I go back and forth with this blush quite a bit, because if you squeeze the tube just a little too hard, you’ll end up with enough blush for a three ring circus. One could never accuse the Glossier Cloud Paint of not being pigmented! With the said, I have found a new technique that works well for me. I take the tiniest dap of color on my pointer finger, then I rub my two finger tips together and apply the pigment to my cheeks, the bridge of my nose and on my eyelids. Then, blend it out with a damp beauty sponge and you’ve got a great healthy glow!
The Real Housewives of Miami
The newest season of The Real Housewives of Miami exemplifies what I love most in a Housewives franchise. The women are actually friends, they’re wealthy, they serve lewks and they all have drama in their personal lives. I am only three or four episodes in and I am ride or die for Alexia and Marysol. And, I actually really like Larsa, which surprised me. I’m interested in seeing how the season plays out.
Nexium
Hot girls have chronic acid reflux and hot girls take their medicine so they don’t choke on their own bile.
That pretty much sums up everything I loved during the month of April! What were your monthly favorites?
xoxo,
Kelly