Turning Myself Into A Gen Zer

Hey Babes! 

Apparently, I’m like...old? 

I’m fucking 25 years old. 

Look, I know that I comment about how old I am frequently, but it is usually in a cute, someone please pay for my preventive botox kind of way. Not in a serious existential crisis 401 K kind of way. 

So, when the Zoomers decided to announce that anyone wearing a side part and skinny jeans was decrepit I knew I had to change up my look. I wanna be cool mom, not a regular mom. I need the kids to like me and see me as their equal who is also full of collagen and hope. Okay? 

Today’s post was inspired by this artwork by Erica Lewis for The Just Girl Project Official Instagram page. And here is the lewk! (Do kids say that? Should I say drip instead?) 

Here’s The Drip

Real Talk... attention Gen Z, I rocked Nike Airs and matching sweatsuits while you were in utero. Devon Sawa invented the middle part, so put some fucking RESPECT on his name. Don’t disrespect your elders. We have enough fucking people picking on us & we’re sensitive. 

xoxo, 

Kelly