What Shows I’m Watching Now
Hey Babes!
It should come as no surprise that I watch a lot of fucking TV and while I don't necessarily watch the hottest shows of the season, ahem Emily In Paris, I do watch quite a bit of content and today I wanted to update you babes on what I'm viewing. Grab your popcorn and settle in babes.
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All American
SPENCER AND OLIVIA. That's literally all I have to say. I have been patient. I have waited. I suffered through Spencer and Layla. I deserve for my ship to set sail and NOW, she's been drinking and driving and I am not going to get my happy ending and if they fuck this up, I will be so done.
The Bachelor
Yikes. I hope ABC will be paying for the extensive therapy that Matt James will have to go through now that the season has aired. It was a pretty boring season TBH, which I blame on editing because The Bachelor producers have been prioritizing petty drama over actual connections. I blame production for creating these thirst monsters who are acting insane for a chance to be on Paradise. I wanna see Matt fall in love. I wanna see two people get ENGAGED. That is what I signed up for.
Real Housewives of Dallas
Dr. Tiffany Moon is the star of the show. She is the show. She is everything I hope for in a housewife. Tiffany is ambitious, wealthy, fabulous and an open book. The women need to be fucking nicer to her.
The Challenge Double Agents
The Challenge is probably one of my all-time favorite reality shows and I have watched it for years. Double Agents has been a really great season and I am obsessed with CT in a very pure nonsexual way. I love him, I stan endlessly, and while I don't agree with how he handled switching partners, I will literally never root against him. I don't understand the Fessy hype at all, Nany is not my girl, put some fucking respect on Anessa's name, and Kaycee and Leroy are partner goals. Big T is the most precious bean and Kam is a bad bitch.
Real Housewives of New Jersey
Jackie and Teresa are both wrong, but neither one will admit that they were wrong, because they are bot stubborn as fuck. Melissa is a snooze fest, Margaret is an icon, Jennifer has been very likable thus far and Dolores will always be my queen. Jersey never really disappoints me. Plus, THE HUSBANDS! The men are the real stars of the garden state.
Floribama Shore
I love this hot mess of a show. I love it and I am embarrassed to admit that on the Internet. Don't ask, it is a palate cleanser.
Summer House
Wow, I have so many thoughts. I am so proud of Carl and his commitment to becoming a healthier individual. I also am so saddened by the passing of his brother and I hope that his family is healing. Kyle and Amanda are having a super stable season as a couple, which I am glad to see. I like Ciara, I hate Luke with a passion and Danielle is just kind of there. Paige is probably my favorite, but this season has not been good for Hannah. I dislike her more and more with every episode. Hopefully she can redeem herself. LINDSAY HUBBARD IS UNHINGED AND REALITY TV AT ITS BEST! Was she a massive twat to Stephen? Yes! Was it great TV? HELL YEAH!
Ah, I love mindless television. It truly is an essential piece of my personality.
xoxo,
Kelly