Shit That Made This Week Bearable
Hey Babes!
This first week of May was so fucking insane and honestly it fucking sucked if I’m being completely transparent! So, I’m gonna share the five things that made this past week bearable for me. Bloop.
Real Housewives of New York
My favorite housewives franchise is and has always been New York. My ladies returned and it was pure magical bliss. Ramona looks like a 12 year old, Sonja is back in the townhouse and LuAnn moved across the street from... TOM! Shook. Leah has returned and honestly, I think she sticks out like a sore thumb. Without Tinsley and Dorinda I think she’s on an island by herself. Eboni is an icon and I’m already loving her. Overall, I’m excited for this season!
Iced Caramel Coffee
I need a large iced caramel coffee to get me through the day. I love the taste of an iced chai, but sometimes a girl needs caffeine in an IV.
Real Housewives of New Jersey
In this essay I will examine the relationship between Frank and Dolores Catania. Okay, I want to marry little Frankie so I can be apart of their family, I fucking love them. I enjoyed seeing David’s relationship and bond with Gabby and Frankie and I think that’s more important to Dolores than a ring.
This week’s episode was pretty good, but it wasn’t Earth shattering or life changing, but Watch What Happens Live was! The Jersey men are icons and I love them all individually and collectively. When Frank said that he was Dolores’ soulmate, I screamed. SCREAMED. Ah.
Chocolate
Am I PMSing, stressed or hungry? Maybe all three. One of my favorite things to do is to go to the Fresh Market and purchase two good quality chocolate bars that are on sale. I prefer cold chocolate, so I put them in the fridge and break off pieces when I need a little something. I love anything with caramel, sea salt, almonds or hazelnuts. Honestly, I’ll take any chocolate that’s not a fucking Hershey bar.
Ring Light Tripod
I should have purchased one YEARS AGO! It is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Amaze.
That’s all I’ve got babes.
xoxo,
Kelly