How To: Deal With Your Celeb Crush Getting Engaged (10/16/17)

Hey Babes!

Yesterday it was announced via Instagram that Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner were engaged! While normally an engagement would be cause for celebration, for many people the news came as a devastating blow.

If you were a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you were either a Nick, Kevin or Joe kind of gal. I was and I am still in love with Nick Jonas, so this news did not impact me negatively, but for multiple people in my life, it was a dark day.

So, if you were a Joe Jonas kind of girl and the news of his recent engagement shook you to the core, here are my tips to deal with it.

1. Temporarily unfollow your celeb crush on social media, so they know that you're pissed! If that is too hard for you, then I recommend being passive aggressive. Do not, under any circumstance like that photo or tweet that recognizes their engagement or marriage. Give it no attention, so they know you are upset! Your feelings matter. They can't treat you like this, not after all the years of dedication and love you have devoted to them.

2. Do NOT leave a hater comment. Babe, you are above that and in 2017 we don't leave a trail of hater comments or snarky retweets, we create baskets of umbrage. So, get your ass to Michaels for crafting supplies to make a legit basket or just create a list of people you wish nothing but bad things for! It is therapeutic, I swear! Check out mine😉

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3. Breathe! While they may be engaged or even married, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD! If Anna Faris and Chris Pratt can't make it last, then is love real in La La Land? No. It is a farce, so relax! Pop a Xanax. Look, they may not even make it down the aisle. Perrie and Zayn didn't end up married! There is still time for your love to blossom.

4. Mourn the loss of your childhood crush. You've probably seen all of their movies, their lame television shows and you most definitely listened to all of their songs on repeat while you danced around your bedroom singing into your hairbrush. You probably purchased J-14 or Tiger Beat magazines just to plaster posters of them holding puppies while wearing Ed Hardy all over your bedroom walls and now they have the audacity to marry someone who isn't you! Girl, you deserve to mourn that loss. Dig into a pint of ice cream, watch a sad movie and let it out!

5. If they're happy, then you should be too! I'm gonna give you three days max, to get over it. Build a basket of umbrage, eat a pint or two of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, cry it out, and then move on. If you're still upset a week later, then I don't know what to tell you. If you love them, set them free. If they come back, then it is probably because of a failed Hollywood relationship!

xoxo,

Kelly

Editor's Note: When and if Nick Jonas gets engaged to someone who isn't me, none of this will matter. I will need at least six months and a European vacation to get over it.