My Haute Takes Of The Week
Hey Babes!
I have always been very opinionated despite my introverted nature. Those closest to me, know that I am full of things to say and I rarely shy away from sharing those feelings when I am close to someone. So, today I will be starting a new segment on my blog called…
Haute Takes
where I divulge my latest thoughts, opinions & hot takes on pop culture!
Without Further Ado…
Lisa Rinna’s exit from Beverly Hills felt unsatisfying to say the least. Sure, she positioned herself as the villain over the last couple of years, but Rinna gave us plenty of iconic lines and some of the most memorable moments in franchise history. Since she irritated the fuck out of me last season I fully thought I would be excited by the news, but it felt very meh. See ya on the flip side, lips.
Jen Shah’s sentencing feels inadequate. 6.5 years? That’s it? Todd Chrisley gets 12 and Jen Shah only got 6.5? Bullshit.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City dropped the fucking ball this year and they should be embarrassed. They were given a successful season on a silver platter and they were like “nah, we’re good”, we’re gonna discuss Utah Jazz tickets and a slanderous Instagram account. Fucking pitiful. I am thankful for Lisa Barlow and that’s about it.
Ginny and Georgia is a top tier scripted series. I laughed, I cringed really hard and I cried and I am not someone who cries while watching a show or movie. Also, I would protect Austin Miller with my fucking life. Must see TV.
Prince Harry is spilling all the tea and I am loving that he is lighting the monarchy ablaze. Burn it.
Potomac is a top tier housewife franchise and bitches need to put some respect on their names. Okay? Not today, neck! Not today, ankles!
The Miami housewives are showing up to work and they are delivering. We are receiving drama, fashion, friendships, fights and a divorce? I am eating it all up. I think Lenny is such a loser. Who treats their wife and the mother of their children with such blatant disrespect? I loathe him entirely.
The latest cast for The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip has been released and it is an All-Star elite cast. There isn’t one person on that list that I feel apathetic toward. I mean, we’ve got Phaedra, Eva, Brandi and Vicki back plus they secured Alex “They’re Louis Vuitton Shoes” McCord? How! Whoever convinced Alex to sign up deserves a promotion. A reward! Incredible. Magical. Caroline Manzo?! Gretchen Rossi? Camille? I can’t fucking wait!
The Stanley cup (not the trophy won by an NHL team, but you know the 40oz reusable cup) is accurately rated and I am obsessed with mine. It’s incredible.
I enjoy a purge.
xoxo,
Kelly