My Haute Takes Of The Week - Part 2
Hey Babes!
While my takes may be haute, I had very little to work with this week. I need Bravo to start running my programs again. Please and thank you!
If you’re offended by the Tarte Dubai Influencer Trip, because you think it’s tone deaf and insensitive to the current economical climate… shut up! That’s a you problem and you need to log off of the internet for a while. Of course it’s out of touch! Have influencer or brand trips ever been cognizant of the bad shit going on in the world? NO! It’s a marketing move. It’s about luxury, escapism, brand recognition and sales! Why do you think the Real Housewives are so fucking popular. Come on!
Traitors on Peacock was incredible. Everything was perfect from the casting, to the location, to the pace of the show. They didn’t drag it out or fluff up the time slot with unnecessary subplots and filler. The only thing I would suggest moving forward is to give the Faithfuls a fighting chance. They should be able to earn clues from challenges that will help them sus out the Traitors. Also, we ride for Andie at dawn.
Warmies, the stuffed animal heating pads are a great idea until you have to stuff it down your pants because of cramps. Now, I look like a mama Kangaroo.
I’m not surprised that Jen Shah won’t be sitting down for an interview with Andy Cohen. I don’t believe that Jen will ever be honest and admit that she knowingly scammed vulnerable people to make a profit. She’ll serve her time and either place blame on people she trusted like Stuart or she’ll maintain her innocence and claim that she pleaded guilty under the direction of her legal team.
On Real Housewives of Miami, the minute that Nicole said that when someone attacks you, you reflect it back on them, I knew in my soul that Larsa was getting a mirror of some sort. Now, I didn’t know that it would be a dis-invitation to her and Anthony’s engagement party, that scene was equal parts iconic and cringy.
Larsa was a favorite of mine from the first season, but honestly so far she is just coming across as an insecure mean girl. I have not been rooting for her this season.
Someone else that has been irritating the shit out of me is Alexia. I love Alexia. I stan her and Marysol. I want only the best for her and her family, but her takes this season have been absolute trash! I wanna reach through the screen and shake her. Girl, what the fuck is going on? She’s becoming less and less likable as the season progresses!
Andrew Garfield knowing about his personal astrological placements and then using that information to flirt shamelessly with Amelia Dimoldenberg, makes me swoon but it also makes me uncomfortable. Astrology is for the girls and the gays only, Andrew. It’s a tool we use. Let us have something! It feels like he must be silenced, before he encourages other hetro men to learn this information.
Olivia Holzmacher is a much better person than I’d ever be. Her boyfriend is Joe Burrow and if thirsty hoes on the Internet were making videos about my man and sliding in the DM’s, I would have to let a bitch know what’s up. I’m not mature enough for that.
Taylor Swift’s album Speak Now is one of my favorites and it was released at the beginning of my Sophomore year of high school. To say it was a formative piece of work to me would be an understatement. With that said, I just simply don’t know how the 2023 version of Taylor will be able to rerecord Better Than Revenge. I feel like she can’t. I mean lyrically the song is a ten out of ten, spill all the tea sister! But, she also infers that Camila Belle is a whore, so I think the feminists will be coming for her.
We love a weekly purge!
xoxo,
Kelly