My Unfiltered & (Perhaps) Unpopular Opinions

Hey Babes! 

My mind never rests and as a result, I am filled with so many thoughts throughout the day. Usually, I write most of them down in the note app on my phone. Today, I unearthed a few of my unfiltered and unedited thoughts so I could share them with you, babes!

Buckle up bitches, there will be turbulence. 

While watching the movie Little Women, I loved Amy. I thought she was funny and sassy and I was glad that she ended up with Laurie. Jo needed to realize that just because someone’s dreams are different from yours, it doesn’t mean they are any less important. I loved Jo, but I also loved Amy. 

I HATE a top sheet. I never put one on when I am making my bed and I think it is an annoying and unnecessary layer and I don’t care if that makes me a 19 year old guy. It’s fucking stupid and in the way. 

Hufflepuff is the best house in Hogwarts. It is not filled with duffers. Cedric Diggory was a precious gem of a man and his house should be respected. He was not unexceptional. Okurt! 

Normal People on Hulu was not a good show. It was fucking annoying and Marianne and Connell had one actual conversation throughout the whole season. Maybe, just maybe their relationship would have worked if they actually communicated and not just had sex. 

McDonald’s has the worst chicken nuggets out of every fast food chain and their honey mustard is also fucking horrible. Yuck! 

I would 100% rather be called an unintelligent bitch than a mediocre bitch. Calling someone mediocre is probably the harshest thing you could say. 

If you order birthday cake flavored ice cream, you are a basic fucking bitch who probably loves a french manicure on your short square acrylic nails. 

I think cancel culture is the most toxic and embarrassing representation of mob mentality, because it doesn’t allow for growth, change or any chance of education. There is an unfair zero tolerance policy placed on humans, which is incredibly sad because we are all flawed. People make mistakes and they shouldn’t be ruined because of something ignorant that was said once. 

All pyramid scheme DM’s should be flagged as spam and reported. I’m not interested, you did, in fact offend me and yes, you are irritating the shit out of me. No answer, is an answer homie. 

If you unfollowed me on social media, I will 100% unfollow you back. Does that make me petty? Maybe, but you’re not a fucking celebrity. Bye bye. 

What a purge! I think we just became even better friends, babe. 

xoxo, 

Kelly