May Monthly Update

Hey Babes!

Have you missed me? Let's catch up with a little monthly update. Where do I even begin?

Here's the piping hot tea. I have nothing to say. When I am going through a rough patch mentally, I shut down and refuse to go deep or share details. But, I am great at surface level conversations. Easy fucking breezy is my middle name.

So, let's keep it light.

I have been rewatching The Real Housewives of New York on Hulu and I am on Season 7, which was iconic by the way. I mean we are introduced to Dorinda Medley, Ramona is going through a divorce, Carole goes to London to retrieve her late husband's ashes and obviously the B is back! Amazing. I would also like to add that the most underrated housewives insult took place during the fifth season of The Real Housewives of New York. George Teichner, Aviva's dad called Ramona Singer a "trailer turd" and I had a euphoric experience. It was the most school yard, benign insult and it was incredible. I laughed my fucking ass off.

I am currently reading Dating Dr. Dil by Nisha Sharma and it's funny, sexy and obviously frustrating because the protagonists are standing in their own way. But, I have to love Kareena, because she is a Taurus. I also finished the last two books in the Off Campus spin-off series, Briar U by Elle Kennedy. The last two books were The Play and The Dare and while they were good, I preferred the original crew.

I sampled a few of the flavors from Crumbl last week and the chilled Caramel Coconut Fudge cookie was the definition of ugly delicious. The coconut on top was not all that cute, but the flavor was to die for. I also really enjoyed the Kentucky Butter Cake cookie too!

That was light and airy, superficial and fun. I hope your month is better than mine!

xoxo,

Kelly