My January Favorites

Hey Babes! 

Happy February Sluts! We made it through the first month of 2021 and we’re still standing! Hallelujah. Plus, we finally evicted that loser from the White House! Anyway, January felt like a super long month but these things below helped me survive. 

Bridgerton 

Okay, like everyone else I am fucking OBSESSED with Bridgerton. I started watching Bridgerton before the New Year and I’ve watched it like three times. I am so excited for a second season and I am also currently waiting to receive my copy of The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn which tells Anthony’s story! 

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City have been killing their inaugural season. The fashion, the crazy behavior and the shady confessionals?! YES QUEENS! I aspire to be like Meredith Marks, Heather Gay is an ICON and I really enjoy Whitney even though her delivery sucks! I think Jen Shah is generally a little too ON for the cameras, and I prefer when she is authentic and her walls come down. I just don’t like Lisa and find her to be boring and bitchy. I believe that Mary is a one season wonder and I find her to be eerily similar to Kelly Killoren Bensimon. By the way, that’s not a compliment. 

Tylenol 

If you read my blog in the beginning of January where I updated you babes on what’s new, you’d know that my wisdom teeth have been killing me. Tylenol has literally been my best friend. TY GIRL! I can’t wait to evict these whores. 

Driver’s License by Olivia Rodrigo 

Like everyone else is the world, I have been bopping along to Driver’s License nonstop, even though I don’t even have a driver’s license. I am so invested in the Olivia x Josh x Sabrina teeny bopper drama. This is like Miley x Selena x Nick drama from my tween years! And it’s also like the Aaron x Hilary x Lindsay drama from my childhood. 

To be clear, I am 10000% Team Olivia in this situation. A small part of me feels sorry for Sabrina because she didn’t ask to be involved in the situation, but once she attempted to clap back at Olivia, she lost. Olivia wrote a song about her heartbreak and one verse about Sabrina. Sabrina wrote a whole song Josh being all up on her skin. 

Josh is TRASH! A clearance rack Shawn Mendes. A discount store version of Harry Styles. Also, like Josh couldn’t let Olivia have a moment to shine. The Fuck? Also, why do I care?

Sabra Guacamole Singles 

I have been devoted to the Wholly Guacamole Singles for years now and randomly at the food store, I decided to try the Sabra Guacamole Singles! They’re so much more flavorful than the ones from the Wholly Guacamole brand. If you haven’t tried them yet, I think you should make the switch! 

Those are the five things that helped me through the month of January! I hope you babes had a great month and that February is kind to all of us. Historically, February has always been a rough and emotional month for me, and I’m not sure why, so just GIRD YOUR LOINS. 

xoxo, 

Kelly