May Favorites

Hey Babes! 

Today is the last day of May, which is weird to me because I feel like it was just Mother’s Day and my birthday. I’m not ready for summer and I don’t mean physically, I mean mentally. I associate summer with words like hot, humid, sticky, and itchy. Plus, I’m almost always irritated so I apologize in advance for anyone that encounters me on day where it’s hotter than 70°F. 

Anyway, today I wanted to share my five favorite things from the month of May. 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 

The ladies from the 90210 are back and better than ever. Beverly Hills is a pretty iconic franchise, and despite a lack luster couple of seasons, this season is shaping up to be amazing. I love Crystal Kung Minkoff, she’s rich and cunty, two traits I happen to love in a housewife! Garcelle is not playing with Rinna and I’m here for it. I’m also obviously looking forward to Erika and Tom’s legal issues! Woo! 

Sour by Olivia Rodrigo

I’m an angsty 17 year old at heart. I fucking love Olivia’s album Sour! I have been listening to it non-stop. Brutal is probably my favorite song right now, but I genuinely love every song on her album. So Good! 

Grande Lash & Brow Serum

I have been using this serum since the end of April and I have definitely noticed a difference in both the length of my eyelashes and the fullness of my brows! To be completely transparent, the eyelash serum has irritated my eyelids a little bit, but the end result is worth it. I also have extremely sensitive skin, so it could just be me. 

Mushu

Potty training is fucking difficult and for the birds, but I’m in love with Mushu. He has gotten taller, stronger and allegedly he weighs 26 pounds but he looks so skinny to me! We’ve devolved a daily routine and he loves to snuggle up with us at night on the couch. He’s just a sweet little love bug with absolutely no manners at all. Hey, it’s a work in progress. 

Carol & Colby

Am I a simp or am I a simp? Okay, I blame TikTok. So, this video came up on my for you page and I was so curious about wether or not Colby Schnacky and Carol Chaves were actually dating. Then I found more TikTok’s of them and before I knew it I was immersed in their respective YouTube channels checking daily for new clues or hints. Have I been trolled by these hoes? Maybe. Truthfully, I can’t tell. I think K Cup and Noah are for sure dating. But my ship has sailed and I’m waiting for them to get married. 

Those are the five things that I loved during this past month. I hope you all are having a good Memorial Day Weekend despite the shitty weather. 

xoxo, 

Kelly