Blogmas Day 7- My Unpopular Holiday Opinions
Hey Babes!
Today is the seventh day of blogmas and today I am sharing my unpopular holiday opinions. Buckle up, bitches.
Multicolored lights do not belong on a Christmas tree inside of your home. It's tacky and you need to splurge on the warm white lights. Multicolored lights are strictly reserved for outdoor trees, light festivals and Disney World.
Nobody wants to eat your dry ass homemade peanut butter cookies. Look, I love peanut butter and I love cookies, but unless done really well peanut butter cookies are fucking gross. Just bake chocolate chip or buy them if you really can not bake.
Peppermint is the superior winter flavor.
If you decorate your lawn with multiple inflatables, I am fucking judging you and talking shit about you when I drive by. I will allow one inflatable per household and two if they are small and within the same theme, but if you've got a Minions inflatable, a twenty foot nutcracker and a santa, you are mediocre as fuck and probably put multicolored lights on your tree. Elegance is learned my friends.
Gift cards are great gifts because people can actually buy what they want and they don't have to pretend to like the shitty present you dug out of your basement for them.
What a purge! These posts just make me feel happier, brighter and emotionally lighter.
xoxo,
Kelly